| 00:01 - 00:03 | From the 3rd to the 6th Sib-il-wol Juche 114 |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | seniors at GEMS WSO has had their first set of mock exams. |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | The most notable subject |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | this time round being Mathematics. |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | A-Level and IBDP kids begged for mercy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | as the Mathematics department |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | were definitely high on crack while |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | making the first set of papers. |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | Overall, performance for Languages & Business were pretty awesome sauce. |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | Even Languages were super free. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Students are hoping for |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | a smoother second week given the circumstances for the past week. |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | Dear students, don't kill yourself just yet |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | because our lord and saviour Kim Jong-un is interested in buying your souls to improve our country. |
| 00:47 - 00:53 | After that, we don't give a fuck about what you do as long as you don't leave the country. |
