| 00:00 - 00:03 | Candice Owns has been blogging all night |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and Tucker Carlson is about to make headway |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, in Austin TX |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Glen Beck will cover us |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but he has diabetes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How can that be? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who's my chief of staff |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | After you fired the last one, we hired your mother. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we hired your mother |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and she's in the kitchen now |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it does smell good |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who has smelled my mother. leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | These damn neocons! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | always making government bigger! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Just because Israel is small |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | too small you say |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | not big enough |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | how many grape leaves do you need! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | no wonder beck |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | is a fat white cow |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but your mother uses real butter |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | from her tits! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | we thought you would share |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | no you decorated christmas tree |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and the colostrum! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'll fire my own mother |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and make you starve |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | while Candice attacks French women |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | not real woman! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have seen here with my own eyes! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have seen this with my own eyes! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and now you know all my secrets |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | what do you want |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | shall I pluck out my eyes! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | all for love of a mother |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am nothing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | without her milk |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and you will all have to go do something useful |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | jobs in academia |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | community colleges! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I love jewish milk |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its' ok you're part jewish |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't even spell Have Nagila |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and now I have to go public |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | about my mother |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and you |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and my mother |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | the reality of what I have drank |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fire her now. |
