| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 2025 Wheeler Walker Jr. tour is here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | His filth will be at |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hot n Now, and Ham's garage. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Bring coats and hats for Hams. It's freezing. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We hoped to cater, but our gayness is in question. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll cater as leatherboys. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Lubricate your assless chaps. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Supple leathers... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tight shiny skin... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Unsexy news. Blind Island got the catering gig. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Walker loves impossible burgers. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | We are still the opening act. Everyone on the SS Fresh Crew, go get lotioned-up.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Catering gay cowboys was ours! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | So we don't serve homobeef! Who eats that! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We know that Ken got his disability business loan from the Jew bank... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...then "conveniently" doesn't have the MS... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ... that we've given him multiple times! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Piss on his iron myelin sheaths! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Our opening acts must be steamy, seductive. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I want our pop-n-lock juicy and tight! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There's more unsexy news sir! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't say we lost the opening act too! Don't say it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Now it's Founders Hyrox highlights... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Great! As if my body dysmorphia isn't bad enough! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And I'm out of 100% Deet! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Is cheating at cards not enough? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Hidden fees, cigar snobs demand outdoor games... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Mink penis flicking my dice off the board... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now we can't hype the bi-curious crowd for Wheeler... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No windmills on a global stage. Reggie's prolapsed anus healed... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm finally able to headspin again... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | after banging Australia's Olympic female breakdancer! That's almost gay! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Her thighs crushed my neck muscles. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Hyrox has nothing on my B-Boy stance. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Impossible, vs my "SSchnitzel"... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...made in my "SSmokers"!? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It leaked that we use human smoke... so what?! It's about resources! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even our plan to send tainted food to Blind Island failed! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All the loaded chicken we prepared... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the batch we all took turns inseminating... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Some nasty freak ate every bit of it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Get your stomach pumped, you fat shit. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Even our first single, "SS Baby" |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | can't get airplay because Vanilla Ice is suing us. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Why not Queen? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm chafed anyway. But there's hope. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Bobby Brown has his "Crack in the UK" tour, with a Whitney Houston hologram. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The "Cr" crossed out with a "B". Clever. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | (softly sings) ♪♫"Fuck you bitch"...♪♫ |
