| 00:00 - 00:03 | Just when we needed a potato peeler |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It’s not there |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It was made in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And bought from Aldi |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Lots of Aldi stores around Beelin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Gemma borrowed it ! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | To make my dinner |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bob |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She hasn’t returned it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Been using it to make your dinner |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except my advisors |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | She’s been making me dinner for 4 years |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | why would I need a potato peeler |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I wouldn’t know how to fucking use it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But Vicky is making |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | leek & potato soup |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why don’t people return things |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I need my peeler back |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Let her buy her own |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There’s no soup spoons either |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FFS.. I got them with the kitchen, has she got them too |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You didn’t order soup spoons |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Things have changed now I have a partner |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Vicky says I have |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | the body of a 60 year old |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | She gets distraught when |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | she’s not in charge |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So I don’t know which way to turn |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Sometimes I like her being in control |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It’s her birthday on the 22nd December |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Do I need to buy her a potato peeler |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | … from TEMU |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I find her intense sometimes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but other times I like it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | She’s even asked me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | not to go to football |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | She snoops around my house |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | So i may cancel |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | my season ticket |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just as they’re winning |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It doesn’t matter, we’ll get you a peeler |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Gemma didn’t invite me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | on holiday with her |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I feel isolated |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | So she couldn’t feed Rio |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And now she’s still got my potato peeler |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I need a polo mint |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Think Vicky has one !!! |
