The Waistcoated Con Man
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How to get adequate development the easy way by using your brain
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we've had a report that we've been done like a kipper! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A man from Warwickshire was in Fire Safety at HQ |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Before being exposed and sent to Coventry |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | as an operational Crew Commander with no fire safety responsibility |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | somehow he wangled his way back into Fire Safety at HQ as a Watch Commander |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let me get this report right ...... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This Shyster was exposed yet promoted to a level above his capability |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the Shyster |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Shyster got us to pay for a Fire Engineering degree |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | once qualified, left us as a Fire Engineering Consultant |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone go, apart from Muller, Higgins and Barridge |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You are absolute imbeciles |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | absolute incompetent useless imbeciles |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | After he was exposed, you let this incompetent tube waltz up the ranks |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | his knowledge stagnating yet his pay increasing |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's probably driving around in a flash sports car |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | a really flash sports car like a Jaguar |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've always wanted a flash car |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But no .... set an example, drive a Hybrid they said |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he drives an Aston Martin |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | An Aston? I knew it, the Shyster |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it's only a DB9 not a Valkyrie |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I couldn't give a shiny shite was kind of Aston it is! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's an Aston! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can just see him in his Aston now ... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | crusing up and down the length of the Longshoot |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | in a Houndstooth tweeded waistcoat |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | with his handlebar moustache blowing freely in the wind |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | all the locals admiring the local boy who made good! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | all of this made possible by allowing him back into Fire Safety |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | paying for his degree and substantively promoting him to Station Manager |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | please tell me there's no more |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can't take anymore ... can't take anymore |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I've always wanted a flash car |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't care what make or model |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But an Aston would have hit the spot! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead of the old man's Hybrid |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now you've got me thinking how many more? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The Louis Spence lookalike .... he's always looked like he's batting! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Has anyone checked his qualifications? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You might want to withdraw your BSV application |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | When I joined Fire Safety |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I had to do it the hard way, the Xact route they said |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Level 4 Diploma |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Principles of Fire Safety they said |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Auditing Simple and Complex Premises they said |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Regulated and Licenced Venues they said |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fire Engineering Consultant? |