| 00:00 - 00:03 | There is major disruption all across the network |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The MV Glen Sannox |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | has broken down |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | with engine failure |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | alongside at Troon Pier |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But the Caley Isles |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | can cover from Ardrossan |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Duncan the... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Caledonian Isles |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Caledonian Isles has also broken down |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Her bow thruster failed on approach to Ardrossan |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who've worked on the Caley Isles get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 10 Million pounds down the drain |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | this boat has been nothing but trouble |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What was meant to be a 3 week overhaul |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | has turned into a near 2 year long embarrassment |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | from the Garvel to |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Bloody Birkenhead |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and they just made it all worse |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | since when have Camel Laird's have fixed anything ?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Duncan the legal department are hoping to recoup the costs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Doesn't matter they've knackered every one of our boats |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They did offer free dry docking for Glen Sannox as an apology |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And what?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They'd only destroy her more |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | she's just fucking broken down in Troon |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with that embarrassment of LNG system |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | a nuclear submarine would be easier to fix |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we are but the laughing stock of the world |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | the Waverley breaks down less than out boats |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and she's nearly 80 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | just look at the Isle of Cumbrae her crew is younger than her! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | then same even goes for the Arran |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was meant to save this company |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | a new way ahead for CalMac |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | with a brand new fleet |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and all I get is breaking boats |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and fecking ferry committees |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | complaining left right and centre |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Mull is already having a tantrum |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | about only having the Loch Frisa |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry the Turkish boats aren't far away |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | they should be thankful |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | for the fact that Mull |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | even has the Frisa |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There is no option |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but for me to tender my resignation |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | to the Board of Directors |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and the Scottish Govermen |
