| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, the target is the boom bar |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It’s here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The M27 is here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There are a range of travel options |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A mini bus, or possibly the train |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But what about troups in the villages |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Those SP11 post codes are unfindable |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sue, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Postcodes |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can give postcodes, then any taxi could at least get to the right area |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Marc’s house has fairy lights |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I can’t say fairy lights..it’s a bit mein camp |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fairy lights..fucking fairy lights |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And the Clatford pick up |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ..what if they have no fairy lights |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What then |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Say it’s near a pub? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Clatfords is full of pubs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The driver will be called Ahmed or Mohammed |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The only people in this country who don’t go to pubs |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sue, the Lundies house has pointy windows |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No building in Clatford has straight windows |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sue, the postcode |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There will be no signal, 5g is witchcraft in Clatford |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Maybe a beacon? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Set fire to a wickerman? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Honestly, Andover is easy |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We have street lights, and signs |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the best you can suggest is fairy lights and pointy windows |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And using the only non drinking religion to drive around in the dark |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | With no signal |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Looking for a pub they have never been to |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I’m getting acid reflux now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need a tablet, it’s burning right here |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How complicated is this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the train |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You mention the bloody train…going from where? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Chute international train station |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or Clatford plaza |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We still need a taxi, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Nothing joins up |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok, we will get to the boom bar |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Lets assume we can actually get to there |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Then our problems really begin |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Jamie singing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And worse then that |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They will never believe it’s Sue’s birthday, she looks too young..should have used Piers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He looks knackered enough for it to work |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let’s leave it to the girls to sort. |
