| 00:00 - 00:03 | we have a serious financial problem |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we owe money to several vendors |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we haven't paid salaries in months |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the cameraman ran off with all the gear |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we're receiving death threats from mr brown |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | what are we billing the subscribers? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 9.99? 19.99? how much? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | espy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we've been in mexico for months and the truth is... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we don't have any merchant accounts left |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anybody who isn't willing to put their name on a merchant account leave the room immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | we desperately need MIDS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | a lot of fucking MIDS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | i don't care if we have to steal brandon's mother's SSN |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | or put up my step dad's warehouse property as collateral |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | people want these bracelets |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | no matter what the fat customer service guy says |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | people LOVE our product |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | they need it, they yearn to be billed |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | espy we have a 40% chargeback rate nobody wants the bracelets |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | so bill them MORE!!! bill them $100 a month for all I care |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | espy... we don't have any more MIDS |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | since when do you need a MID to bill someone? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | think outside the box |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | go punch their card numbers into a Mexican guy's POS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | tell the guy who owns it to give us back 80% |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 70%...60%... SOMETHING!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we can't go back to Miami... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | the state AG is after me and brown will literally cut my nuts off if we don't get him the money |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | just. find. me. a. MID... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i have to pay my rent next week on Tuesday |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and keeks wants to get her nails done |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | how did we get here? i had all the best information on all my competitors |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we were supposed to crush it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | we're not crushing it... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we're getting fucking crushed and we just spent 100k on influencers |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | 25k on backpacks for that idiot Brandon |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 10k to set up fiber for his house |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | im pretty sure we started a community center in sayulita |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | all so that Luca could fuck some surf rat |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | you're not a surf rat you're a respectable woman |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we only have one choice |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we have to just pin it all on Carlos... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | he'll go for it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | get me Carlos |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | tell him we'll send him the crypto when he gets to venezuela |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then tell brown that Carlos stole the money |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | he'll never make it to the plane... |
