Kaiser and the server Fun
12 views  • 10/22/2025
What needs to happen to make me happy, I mean really, every night I need to be happy.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the server is full of people flying CAS from this location | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They keep killing all the targets | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are fucking the server frames | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We tried increasing supply cost | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but still they keep flying | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Remove the fucking helipads | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Action needs to be taken | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Kaiser Sir I'm afraid | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I think | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He thinks the server can take it | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Dan's server could take it | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Fuck this shit, get the fuck out now | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We got rid of that server, it was shit | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | these dickheads need to be banned | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Find me a community manager | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I want heads on sticks | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | gas them if you have to | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I swear I will turn the gas on myself | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | this shit needs to stop. Now! | 
| 01:37 - 01:40 | someone stop them or else | 
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it could be too late | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit, I control this server | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but Fuller they enjoy flying | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | fuck flying, march everywhere I say | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I will march these fuckers till they bleed | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I will make it a walking simulator | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | these jerks will learn | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that walking is fun | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | they will stay in rank | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | no cunts being Rambo | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | running off by themselves | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | hope they get fucked in the arse | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We will make it so hard for them | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Gm's do your shit, GM for gods sake | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | push them back into play | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | or they will feel my fury | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will demote every single | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | motherfucker in this server | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | you'll be pissing your pants | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | doing your fucking makeup | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | back at base, wasting time | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, Kaiser knows Best | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All this time | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and these cunts ask for PvP | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | they must stop | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We will ban them all | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | if not we will have a server full of | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | fucking retards, camping | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ban them all I say. | 
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