| 00:00 - 00:03 | Game 7 of the 2025 ALCS |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | came to a close today |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It was 1-1 after the first |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | before J-Rod and Cal hit home runs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | To give the Mariners a 3-1 lead |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So, the World Series |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will the be the Dodgers and us |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Springer... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | George Springer homered in the 7th |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Blue Jays won 4-3 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hopped on the Mariners bandwagon, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD THIS BE?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS WAS OUR SEASON!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For years, i've wanted to go to the World Series |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And after nearly 5 long decades |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This was it! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I had tickets and everything! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This was the closest we've ever been |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And we choke it away! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there's always next season |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We won't be good next year, do you know our history? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we still have Dan Wilson |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dan was going to take us to the Fall Classic |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And he blew it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We had seven outs to get |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And you don't put Munoz in? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Are you kidding me?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Instead we put in a pitcher who's useless |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | in everything but giving up home runs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What were you thinking?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not to mention I lost that bet I made with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you know how long it's been |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | since we had this good a chance |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to be in the World Series? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's unbelieveable |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How bad being a Mariners fan is |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or a fan of any Seattle sports team for that matter! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And the worst part of this is |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | of all people to hit the go-ahead home run |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It was that cheater Springer! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. At least we're not the Rockies |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is the worst day ever |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This stings even more than losing to Houston |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 7 outs away |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The season is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My Seahawks, Kraken, and Huskies all suck too |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So next season better start real soon |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll see you then |
