| 00:01 - 00:03 | The Glorious Supreme Leader |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | Today announced that our great nation |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | Has adopted new human rights standards |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | Each family will be generously bestowed ONE bowl of rice daily |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | To nourish their bodies |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This act of overflowing generosity |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | was decided by our benevolent supreme leader |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | Comrades, Rejoice! |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | Additionally, depraved enemies of the state- |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | Will now mercifully be beaten to death |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Instead of being hung drawn and quartered |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | Our great leader of boundless mercy decided. |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | Let us have infinite gratitude towards our supreme leader |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | And praise his name for eternity |
| 00:47 - 00:53 | Long Live Kim Jong Un! |
