| 00:00 - 00:03 | Team, let us go to Faith |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They won't expect it after we our assholes got widened at Maintenance |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will log in here, and rush the room |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Sir, they spotted us parking |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And now their reinforcements are on the way |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But surely we can win? I spend more money than them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We even brought Fuego and V |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Joe... They brought Ivan |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Zelda and KH too... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have no chance at winning |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We should retreat while we can |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Brian, Beaner, Jon, Stay behind. EVERYONE ELSE LEAVE. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | KILL BIBIMBAP BEFORE SHE GOT TOO POWERFUL |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NOW WE LOSE EVERY BOSS BECAUSE OF YOUR USELESSNESS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | EVEN FUCKING ACTAEMON |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry Viola, we won Illust! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | USELESS, WEAK, PATHETIC |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU ARE GETTING WALKED ON BY NEUTRALS AND RICE FARMERS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I DID NOT LEAVE EXALT, THE GREATEST ALLIANCE IN KANOS, JUST TO JOIN THIS SHITHOLE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, we have 17 joma hands |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THOSE JOMA HANDS ARE USELESS IF WE CANT WIN CALIGO |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But if we can make them, we will surely win the war |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No, because you dumb motherfuckers promised them to some dumb low level mage |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | who was a timer making whore for you |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How can we hope to win this war if I don't get Joma Hands on an account I don't even own? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All i need is a few players with above room temperature IQ |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND YET HERE I AM, SURROUNDED BY MONKEYS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND THATS AN INSULT TO MONKEYS WORLDWIDE. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HALF OF THE GROUP HAS SPLIT OFF INTO FAITHLESS, DEFYING MY SUPREME LEADERSHIP |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND THE OTHER HALF QUESTIONING MY DECISION TO KEEP THE SCAMMER YEAR IN REVOLUTION |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SQUABBLING BABBOONS TELLING YOU HOW TO RUN THE ALLIANCE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now then, our next plan will be to PM every lanos and beg them to join Siras |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Start with the heavy hitters, like Chavo, Art, Oliver and Yona |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | IF YOU SHITS WERE HALF AS GOOD AS CHAVO AND YONA, WE WOULD'VE WON 2 WEEKS AGO |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | WHY CAN'T I HAVE CHAVO WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO MY EAR ONE MORE TIME |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'M TIRED OF JUSTIN, HE ALWAYS WANTS TO BE THE LITTLE SPOON |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm the one who should be the little spoon... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe this war was a mistake after all... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe i was blinded by my own ambition and greed |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | BUT WE COULD BE WINNING IF VIKK WAS STILL HERE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | If only I had treated him nicer.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It doesn't matter anymore... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We must focus all of our efforts on Kanos. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They are making a mockery of me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will not tolerate it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I still have my inheritance and my retirement fund left to spend, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So prepare for war next Illust. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Zelda truly is a meme god |
