| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alright thats where we will end the session |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll pick up here next week |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Just outside the goblin camp |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If anyone wants to take a picture feel free to do it now. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Otherwise, i will see you all next week |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | DM just before we go i have a question |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Did we level up? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Youre close to nect level |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | No |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Why would you ask him that? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Guys this doesnt have to be a thing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone can go. I just want to have a chat with the DM |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are you talking about! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It has been three fucking months |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Six combats and 2 shopping sessions. And youre telling me im still level two! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is fucking bullshit! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is the final straw |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You are taking the piss |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I know you were going for a long campaign |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But this is a fucking joke |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Don't be to hard on him. He's the DM |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Hard on him? The cunts nearly killed us five times |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Its not that kind of game. We are here to roleplay |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And what role are we playing? The fucking victim! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Week after week this happens |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And its always the same thing |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just out of reach of our 3rd level class features! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But no. We are forced to grind our way through every fight |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Every single conversation |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Breathing is a fucking challange at this point. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just let us level up. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Its not that fucking hard |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This campaigns killing me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We are suposed to be the heroes in this wolrd |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Heroes that struggle against simple bandits |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I mean jesus christ |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't keep doing this, i cant keep risking my life for no reward |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And im not even talking about my character |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | My actual life |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Four hours every week i risk my life asking my missus to leave |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But she says its just a hobby |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry im sure we will level up soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im sorry boys |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I didnt mean to bring my work home with me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You're a good DM |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This game is all i have |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Please just let us level up |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Im a nobody outside of our sessions |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I cant be a nobody in faerune to |
