| 00:00 - 00:03 | Plans for Ivemey's 60th Birthday bash, Boarded Barns, The Bronx |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Fish and chip supper, Roulette table |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Free Bar, apple pie and custard |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Venue, Bills Bar |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Kings Road, Boarded barns, the Bronx |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, very Good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | very enjoyable |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Wise, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I regret |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I regret however, despite the location |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | its strictly Tuxedo only without exception |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All Arsenal supporters remain, all other losers remove yourselves |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A fucking Tuxedo, is he taking the piss |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | in the fucking Bronx |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | who does that jumped up prick think he is |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Its the fucking Bronx for fuck sake |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Does he want to make a fucking fool of me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've got a reputation to preserve |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm fashionable and sophisticated, i'm an Hugo Boss |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | kind of guy, but this is taking the piss |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But it's a free bar |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the free bar |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Banging 80's synth classics |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But the fucker wont play any Bowie |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | that's all I fucking want |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fucking Tuxedo my fucking arse |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That fucking Hammer does my head in |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Always 1980 this and 1980 that |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That fucking Brooking fell over his zimmer frame |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now a fucking Tuxedo in the Bronxs is to much |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'd rather wear fucking speedos on the Russian front |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and play naked twister with Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Naked twister, with Tebby |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That was my destiny |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All that wasted baby oil |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I just can't face it, I've never been so lost |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will not wear a fucking Tux |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even if it is that fuckers 60th Birthday |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Is Scott wearing a fucking Tuxedo |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What about Butler and Owers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I just wont fucking do it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, it's a boys night |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I ever wanted to be was a great painter |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but I got paint over my Tuxedo |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And when I let you borrow it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You stretched it you fat fucke |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Will there be Jelly and ice cream |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | what about a party bag |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I could wear my Tux |
