| 00:00 - 00:05 | So anyway Tylan’s taken a notion of Reeky cars lately |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The shit boxes that blow black smoke out |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | There’s been Audi’s, BMW’s, Golf’s, |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | and IS200’s too. So what does he go and pick? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | A Reeky Volkswagen Bora😩 |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Eh. Wow. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Oh no! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Of all the shit boxes he could pick! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | unbelievable |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | From Supercar Lamborghinis, to Ferraris |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | to Audi R8’s, M5’s and GTR’s |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | even Bugatti’s in London too! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | To driving around Dungannon |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | in a reeky shit box Bora! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Big bro Callum wasn’t best pleased |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | to put it mildly! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And what’s worse, he was the one |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | that was going to have to drive it |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | round Dungannon in front of everyone! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And it popping and farting black smoke out the back! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Along with all the other young farmers in their |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | shit boxes,Superdry shirts and brown boots! Savage😂 |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Anyway Tylan talked me into buying it |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and handing over £2000, in £20 notes, |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | emptying the wallet, the Credit Union, |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and the electricity money too😢 |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Kids! What can you do! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | All despite of the protests of |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | big bro about being seen in a VW Bora😂 |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | A VW Bora😩 |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Chopped! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | 24 years old😩 |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | 3 years older than him😂 |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And more rust than a wheelbarrow! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And he’ll have to drive it round Dungannon with black smoke reeking out the back! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | For real? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | For Real! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Now the funny bit … |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | The car’s back in Dungannon now. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I bribe Callum £40 to take Tylan for a spin |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Up the town? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Of course, up to the square to flex, in front of the reeky squad, |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and Tylan revs it at the limiter for a solid 20 minutes😩 |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Until there’s an almighty pop! |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | It’s blown the fucking head off!! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Oil and smoke all over the fucking place |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | And all over Callum’s new pink tracksuit too!🙀 |
