| 00:00 - 00:03 | Team Al are hitting the ball well |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They birdied the third |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Pared the fourth |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And are in prime position at the fifth hole |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Team JB are also playing well |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They have Marshy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He's got a dodgy back and never really played before |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My skipper Jamo |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Marshy |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Marshy hit a hole in one at the par 3 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It went straight in |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't think we can still win this, I suggest you leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did that bastard |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Get a whole in fucking one?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's never even played properly before, for fuck sake |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He doesn't even have his own clubs! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And that fucking JB |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I bet he is hitting straight drives |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Big headed prick, normally slices them everywhere! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Chund, I bet he is playing well too, yeah? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He's hitting worldies to four feet |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And what the fuck is my team doing?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Two over par on the last two holes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The fucking swines, useless, all of them |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I should have had Bolsh |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | But no |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He lied about his fucking handicap |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Same as Marshy? He shot a fucking 89! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Instead, Team Al are hitting birdies left right and centre |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | While I'm left with 15 foot par saves on every hole. Every fucking hole! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's hard to carry this team. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've had to carry everyone in cricket, now the fucking golf too! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Cameron fucking Stevens |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Full of promise but more interested in drinking beer |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hit the green, not the fucking bar |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck it! Just fuck it! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I really don't know what I can do to save us. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I had four players, none of us can put the ball in the fucking hole! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We should have practiced |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But no, I played FIFA instead |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I lost to some 14-year-old punk online |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we're all having a curry later |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But I should have hit more fairways |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It was only Matt's second round |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's not fair |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And Tim did his best |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I demanded too much, I never should have been so confident of victory, I'm a fool |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A bad captain |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Marshy... |
