Bordon College Consultant

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El Risitas relates how he keeps on the Bordon College payroll.

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00:00 - 00:05So Bordon College contacts me and says "Come! Come!"
00:05 - 00:07"We need to turn this thing around quick"
00:07 - 00:10I say, "I'm your hombre. I polish pooh!"
00:11 - 00:16I'm the best in the business at telling people what they want to hear.
00:17 - 00:21I spin Bordon College like a top.
00:21 - 00:24Like a top
00:29 - 00:31Like a top
00:31 - 00:34I just say, "It's a DISRUPTED INDUSTRY."
00:38 - 00:40Like a top
00:41 - 00:47I sold them the "Flywheel". Said everyone had to be pulling in same direction
00:47 - 00:50Or the Flywheel won't work, it won't fly.
00:50 - 00:56So there will be no questions asked
00:58 - 00:59People are afraid to question it
00:59 - 01:01They'll look like they're not pulling their weight
01:04 - 01:06No better way to keep them tied up in knots
01:06 - 01:08It's just total manipulation
01:13 - 01:14Like a top
01:14 - 01:16That's how I spin Bordon
01:16 - 01:20And have them running round in circles
01:21 - 01:27I have them coming and going, going and coming
01:35 - 01:36They don't understand until it's too late
01:36 - 01:39That they've been spun like a top
01:41 - 01:44But then they finally figure it out
01:44 - 01:47That the big Flywheel plan didn't work
01:47 - 01:49So I tell them with a straight face
01:50 - 01:53It takes TWO years to work
01:54 - 01:56Then I pivot
01:56 - 01:58I spin them again
01:58 - 02:02I sell them something new, a plan with POINTS
02:05 - 02:07SEVENTEEN
02:10 - 02:11Then TEN points
02:11 - 02:13Then FOUR
02:15 - 02:17But points don't work either
02:17 - 02:20So I say "You're a CHOO CHOO TRAIN"
02:21 - 02:28But I make sure to add, "You're becoming a great big BULLET TRAIN"
02:29 - 02:30It's a mirage?
02:30 - 02:32Yeah, like the train in California
02:36 - 02:39It's the TRAIN TO NO WHERE
02:40 - 02:42When will they learn?
02:50 - 02:55The people in charge really have no idea what they're doing
02:56 - 02:58How do you consult them?
02:58 - 03:04I just tell them to keep returning to their mantra
03:04 - 03:09It's a DISTRUPTED INDUSTRY, a DISTRUPTED INDUSTRY.
03:09 - 03:11What the hell does that mean?
03:16 - 03:20It means you can get away with anything
03:23 - 03:26With treating employees like dirt
03:31 - 03:36Because it's a DISTRUPTED INDUSTRY.