Bordon College Consultant
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El Risitas relates how he keeps on the Bordon College payroll.
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Bordon College contacts me and says "Come! Come!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "We need to turn this thing around quick" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I say, "I'm your hombre. I polish pooh!" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I'm the best in the business at telling people what they want to hear. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I spin Bordon College like a top. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Like a top |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Like a top |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I just say, "It's a DISRUPTED INDUSTRY." |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Like a top |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I sold them the "Flywheel". Said everyone had to be pulling in same direction |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Or the Flywheel won't work, it won't fly. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | So there will be no questions asked |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | People are afraid to question it |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They'll look like they're not pulling their weight |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | No better way to keep them tied up in knots |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | It's just total manipulation |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Like a top |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | That's how I spin Bordon |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And have them running round in circles |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I have them coming and going, going and coming |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | They don't understand until it's too late |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | That they've been spun like a top |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But then they finally figure it out |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | That the big Flywheel plan didn't work |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So I tell them with a straight face |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | It takes TWO years to work |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Then I pivot |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I spin them again |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I sell them something new, a plan with POINTS |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | SEVENTEEN |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Then TEN points |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Then FOUR |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | But points don't work either |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | So I say "You're a CHOO CHOO TRAIN" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | But I make sure to add, "You're becoming a great big BULLET TRAIN" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | It's a mirage? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah, like the train in California |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | It's the TRAIN TO NO WHERE |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | When will they learn? |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | The people in charge really have no idea what they're doing |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | How do you consult them? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I just tell them to keep returning to their mantra |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | It's a DISTRUPTED INDUSTRY, a DISTRUPTED INDUSTRY. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | What the hell does that mean? |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | It means you can get away with anything |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | With treating employees like dirt |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Because it's a DISTRUPTED INDUSTRY. |