| 00:00 - 00:05 | So where were we last time? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Oh yes I ran for and GOT on the CMA Board |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But the money, it wasn't so great |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | No travel pay, I couldn't wear my fancy Toronto clothes |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So, OMA here I come! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | First a piddly job |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Vice Chair... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | of Hacker and Salamon's General Assembly |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | But then.... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I finagle my way onto Negotiations!! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Vote for Atul? No Vote! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Just some stupid OMA staff to convince |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Dumbasses! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They fell for my "charm"! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And the Board just said "ok!" |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | So now I'm on |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | the highest paying |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | gig in the place! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I'm so happy that I didn't sell my condo in Yorkville! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | So now I'm there all the time, me and Mizdrak and some nobodies |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Dinners! Lunches! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Even breakfast when I wake up early enough! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously, on my "honour" I worked hard |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And you know how much honour I have |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Honour! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | So me and Mizdrak were scheming |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I mean talking! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | She says to me: |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | "If I become Chair of PSC... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | ...I can stay on NTF, and... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | "...you can become Chair of NTF!" |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | It's perfect!! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We both rake in Chair bonus |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | We both rake in NTF AND PSC! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | We both sit on BOTH committees! You know how much that is? |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | A lot! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I can finally retire! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | But why retire?? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I can pay my condo mortgage |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Do no work, just sit and look thoughtful |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You can just do nothing! |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | At first, I didn't believe it could be true. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | So I asked Mizdrak, "Is this really possible?" |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | She says "We need one more person to make it work." |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I'm thinking "what person?" |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | And in walks Melinda with a big smile on her face! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | So drinks are on me! |
