Malaga 2025
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Annual Trip for the golf tour to Malaga with all the associated nonsense
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ok gents, Malaga 2025 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're playing at La Quinta |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Los Flamingos and |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Marbella Country Club, the proper one |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | not the Aldi version in the mountains |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what about the Wednesday, where are we playing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we have booked somewhere |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sev lad, erm |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We've er |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sev, we were going to play the Par 3 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But you and 3 homo's decided to play Parador |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Steve, Panda, Bob, Gaz & Luke stay, you lot get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I wanted us all to play on the Wednesday at Parador |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Steve, you said they were all playing |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We've got shirts and towels for it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | lovely fucking tartan numbers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | with the EU flags on |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every year I live in hope |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | there will be order and professionalism to this tour |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | now I am a Captain its gone to shit, thanks Steve |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuck off Sev I tried my best |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bollocks did you, you've been in Thailand most of the year |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You're talking shit now Sev |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I know all about you strangling ladyboys |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just because you won the Green Jacket earlier in the year |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Playing old man golf, 150 yard Drivers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | turning up in your JL numbers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Rickie Prowler orange |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Bernhard Stranger Thursday pink no doubt |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Whats next? Jack the Ripper Niklaus Friday pinstripes? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I wanted this one to be special |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But no, I bet they are getting pissed at the pool again |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's like a scene from Cocoon round that pool |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Worse than the original hotel |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | like Gods waiting room |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I wish we could go back to the Villa |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When I had my private suite |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Away from everyones snoring, farting and Daves butter |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bet Bob falls over again |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | what sort of idiot eats 8 scoops of ice cream |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | then falls over a fucking tap in the street |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Bob will take us to the Gelateria |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least we've got the handicaps sorted |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the lads have finally joined My England Golf |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | so there's no ambiguity |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Albert will finally be off 25 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Jaz joins the non-golfer ranks |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | that's got to hurt coming from you Gaz |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Spirit of Malaga my arse |