| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see there are many great postings in the army |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Here we have Cyprus |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Canada is also good |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Ideally you will avoid an infantry posting |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are always on Op CABRIT and PT is honking. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Those would be ideal |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | As long as i can work from home |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Corporal T |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I am afraid |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The assignment order says 5 RIFLES |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | In sunny Bulford |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except RAO, Q, Staff and Porter |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking 5 RIFLES!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All my preferences were overseas! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 15 choices and not one of them was within 100 miles of Wiltshire |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I cannot believe this! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There there don't cry... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And going in as bloody SSS... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Can you imagine how many discipline cases there are! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even the Adjt is probably sniffing coke.. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They are Swift and Bold they are an elite unit... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are in the office every bloody Friday! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They aren't on Ops until March you can settle in.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Settle in? I dont want to go to Estonia! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The rifles? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The one job i wanted to avoid.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I didn't transfer from the Scots to end up there! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If i don't delete my competencies they will have me as point man! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This job promised so much at first.. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Worthy Down was so easy, all we did was drink Costa all day and cheat on exams. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Blandford has been such a gift! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now i've got to learn a new job and work for a CO!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When is the report for duty date? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | There has to be a way..a way out of this! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will speak to Justine! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't ask much.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Sports afternoon is a must, and to conduct most of my work on Teams.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm going to be in the office more than i'm in the SFA |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And we will see what that's like! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If it's not better than Gunville Down Road.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will be strangling someone from Pinnacle! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, i heard most of them have roofs! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Win some, lose some i guess |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Next time i may get overseas.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | With a nice house |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will crack on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But i will never trust APC again, as long as i live.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Puzzle Palace strikes again.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least it is Lone Soldier tomorrow... |
