| 00:00 - 00:03 | Excuse me Stuart Danahar I don't think I will |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Be able to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Do the warm up |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As I have hurt my ankle |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And I won't be able to coach |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What did you say to me max |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | These excuses |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | It's true |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He has |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He broke his left ankle while running |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It needs 12 weeks to heal |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | How long did you say |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit when I was 12 |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I walked uphill bothways |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | To get to the dojo with 257 broken bones |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They said I would never perfect |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The omo banana |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But look at me now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If you don't want to teach the kids Dean will |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If you can't walk learn to fly like I did |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir the doctor said I need 12 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The doctors know nothing who is the black belt here |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You are coach Stuart Danahar |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Did you just call me coach Stuart Danahar |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do you know |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What happened to the |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Last person who called me that |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I broke every bone in there pathetic body |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's professer you imbicile I am the only black belt hear |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You dare to make excuses and ill strip your belt |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You don't even deserve them |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am the only black belt here not Dave not john not Dean me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You disappoint me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You don't like teaching then Muhammed will take your place |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He is much more skilled |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He shows up on time |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He Is great coaching the kids compared to you |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You don't even deserve to be a yellow belt |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You don't even deserve a belt |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You are so bad even ardi is better |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You don't deserve the omo banana |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Dean will take care of us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why did you even join |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You are a big |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Failure |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Why do you even try |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I shouldn't have ever taught you the omo banana |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You can't even do it right |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just leave my gym you failure |
