| 00:00 - 00:03 | Steam reviews say "overwhelmingly negative" |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Players are saying they can't even get 30fps on a 5080 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We've tried telling them to lower settings but they still complain |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They've started flooding reddit and twitter with screenshots of frametimes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even Jon Carmack retweeted one of them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Have you told them about DLSS? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All they need to do is turn that on and frame gen. It will double their fps |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, the screenshots did have DLSS and frame gen on |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The highest we've seen is 45fps on a 5090 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've even tried forcing 720p resolution |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It somehow resulted in worse performance |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | 3840x2160. These fucking players are playing at 4k |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The fucking 5090 was released 6 months ago |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | These fucking retards expect 60+fps on a 6 month old gpu? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DLSS, Frame Gen, Turn off volumetric fog. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | we gave them so many options for their shit hardware |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and they dare complain about 60ms frametimes |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | backdoor them. All of them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Force their windows to 480p 30hz |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | None of these fuckers can do what we did |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They dont understand gpus like us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Exactly. They don't understand how gpus work |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it could be related to us using DX9 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nonsense. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There is nothing wrong with our engine |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I play tested it myself on Meta's GPU cluster |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I did not dip below 40fps a single time |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Yes, we have less than 1% cache hit rates |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But that's not our fault. These players are using 3 month old BIOS's |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How do you expect to have cache locality with an outdated bios |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | These fucking morons are still looking in the bios manual to turn on XMP |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Retards. All of them. Refund them all and hardware ban. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We gave them dlss |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We gave them frame gen |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We gave them a resolution slider |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We gave them a switch for volumetric fog |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and its still not enough! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I even saw a review from a player on windows 7 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Windows fucking 7 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even microsoft wont touch that shit |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Nvidia dropped driver support 2 years ago |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay sweetie, I know you're worried about windows 11 telemetry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Pull it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | These poor people dont deserve shit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Set minimum requirements to H100 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell the game devs to stop renting cloud gpus |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They say we have bad performance? They havent seen nothing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Convert the code base to python. They want low fps? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They can have pygame. Fuck them. |
