| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, this is where the Vandals entered to sack Rome. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Unfortunately, this means that we have something to do with this as people of Germania. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are responsible for this, this and this. All conquered by our Vandalic brothers. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Rome wants us to compensate for what the Vandals did. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they want us to rebuild what was lost personally. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sounds promising. Maybe 50,000 euros or so. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I am sure the Romans will get off our ass after this. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | umm… Rome… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rome wants 1.5 Billion euros for this. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Petronius Maximus is really mad. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Is that so? Well, everyone who wants to be spared of my wrath… leave at once. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Petronus… mad because of Gaiseric! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Petronus wants us to pay for Gaiseric’s crimes?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Outrageous! Outrageous! 1.5 billion for what the Vandals did?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Jesus, Jupiter, Wotan and whatever god exists out there… |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We should have not fucked with the USSR! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Kicking out those left-wing Nazis was a mistake. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Somebody better have that 1.5 billion or at least safe access to it. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Because I am going to put Germania into the dirt! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Mein Führer, we are prospering off of Rome’s downfall. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don’t care if we are! We need to pay Rome or else. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Mein Führer, we can’t stop prospering now. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We can always try again, jackass. For fuck’s sake. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everyone, show me where the 1.5 billion years or else. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Or I swear your nightmares will come true. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Germania will fall. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And it will be because of Germania’s lack of 1.5 billion. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | *Angry Germanic ramblings.* |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | *More angry Germanic ramblings.* |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Surprised nobody told me about any 1.5 billion lying around, yet. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even Stalin’s fat ass can run faster than your ability to think! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Guess war might have to do. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Yes that’s right, fight against Rome. Rome. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Two of Europa’s finest societies. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Either that, or your slow asses might need to think of some better ideas! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Or I will put down the 1.5 billion euros, you hear?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You better hurry up otherwise I will beat your asses, personally! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And, you know how much I love you guys. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Which makes my drastic decision kinda hurt. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You guys have no idea how much pain your demises will cause me. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s okay, Hitler and company will make up. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need a drink after this. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am sorry I got mad at you. I… don’t know what else to say. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Please consider making a choice. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A drink sounds really good. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We are stuck between a rock and a hard place, huh. Times are tough now. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I really need you guys to think of something to fix this shit. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fine, I will pay the 1.5 billion euros then. |
