| 00:00 - 00:05 | Hey Gerry, August is now over |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | so this is now our time to shine! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I've been on Eventbrite.... |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | and made up some trips. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "Tribal - 100 Porsches in the Cotswolds". |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The last time we had 6 cars. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | SIX! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I told them 94 cars were a shade of "PTS Invisible" |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Also |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | "Euro Tours". They start strong and end where there is 1. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | We randomly eject them from the group |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | then bugger off to Reims and drink champagne without them |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | AND keep the money. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Result!! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | If they complain we play the victim |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Or bully them on Instagram |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Also Memberships |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | £100 and you get a car sticker of me |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | a TKMax Voucher towards white jeans and orange shoes |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | So they can look like me |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | even the ladies, because they all desire me |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | and my sexy attire |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Seriously, Tribal Porsche is a pain |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | But even I admit |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | some of their stuff is actually funny!! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I wish they'd pick on you Gerry |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Yes |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I would even help them |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I bet you can't take a joke - |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | because it's easy |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | to take the piss out of you |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | but you will cry |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Here goes: |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Why did Gerry take his 911 to the North? |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Becasue its the only place colder than his lap times! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Damn you!! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | It's so true |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | a granny in .... |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | a Peugeot is quicker than you. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I do have a new club name. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What is it Martin? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | "Tribal Karen's", We treat them like shit and they'll race back for more. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Its like "Karen's Diner" - where they insult you |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | but in the form of a crap car tour! |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Insult them on Instagram, |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | post about them on WhatsApp. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Genius!! |
