SAAJ Samachar 2024
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A history of events that unfolded after the failed SAAJ Election of December 2024 and April 2025
00:00 - 00:03 | ZAK: We tried to bar him from the elections |
00:04 - 00:05 | ZAK: But he still did |
00:05 - 00:07 | ZAK: Even strategy from WF failed |
00:08 - 00:12 | ZAK: Not even calling him al-islah |
00:12 - 00:15 | ZAK: ...or even threatening him worked |
00:17 - 00:19 | FS: And did you try to get him deported? |
00:19 - 00:21 | FS: the way I told you to? |
00:24 - 00:26 | ZAK: Daktari...Daktari |
00:27 - 00:28 | ZAK: we blocked.. |
00:31 - 00:33 | Altaf: We blocked his visa at immigration |
00:34 - 00:36 | Altaf: but he used Hashmani |
00:53 - 00:58 | FS: Everyone except ZAK, Altaf and Dr. Jaffer leave the room... And bring crisps |
01:13 - 01:15 | FS: How many times? |
01:15 - 01:17 | FS: How many times must we fail? |
01:18 - 01:23 | FS: You khojas are incompetent |
01:25 - 01:28 | FS: Idiots you are! |
01:29 - 01:31 | FS: I gave you this election!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | FS: On a silver platter!! |
01:34 - 01:37 | FS: And you idiots still lost!! |
01:37 - 01:40 | FS: He still got his visa! |
01:40 - 01:42 | MJ: But we have power till 2027! |
01:42 - 01:46 | FS: Fuck 2027, I can't wait again! |
01:46 - 01:48 | MJ: We can make him look bad before that |
01:48 - 01:52 | FS: Do I look like an idiot to you? |
01:53 - 01:54 | FS: Do you know how.. |
01:56 - 01:57 | FS: How much money I spent |
01:57 - 02:00 | FS: How many contacts I called |
02:00 - 02:03 | FS: How much influence I used? |
02:04 - 02:08 | FS: You khojas think money grows on trees |
02:08 - 02:13 | FS: I even became Electoral commissioner and rigged the votes! |
02:14 - 02:16 | FS: Do you know how annoying that role is! |
02:17 - 02:21 | FS: Only people like Chandoo and Karamsi can do roles that stupid! |
02:27 - 02:29 | FS: Now I wasted my time |
02:30 - 02:34 | FS: I feel like exploding from the inside |
02:34 - 02:36 | FS: Do you know how that feels? |
02:41 - 02:42 | FS: Now no NJA, no JIC |
02:43 - 02:47 | FS: you have a mixed MC that you can't control |
02:48 - 02:53 | FS: Now Munna is running the show from inside with power & control |
02:54 - 02:56 | FS: Then there's you ZAK |
02:56 - 02:59 | FS: bipolar, uncontrollable and you never listen |
03:00 - 03:02 | FS: 2027 Mazahir?? You idiotic brute! |
03:04 - 03:07 | FS: Don't worry Nisha is handling QC |
03:14 - 03:16 | FS: I have some dirt on Sameer |
03:19 - 03:23 | FS: I'll have to manipulate the AIT to get the club |
03:25 - 03:26 | FS: Sorry Mukhtar |
03:31 - 03:33 | FS: But club is the only way now |
03:40 - 03:46 | FS: Get current trustees out using our lawyers and Sameer |
03:46 - 03:49 | FS: make me, Jimmy & Nanji trustees |
03:53 - 03:56 | FS: This is the new plan now |
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