| 00:00 - 00:03 | Chris: I've placed the tables as you instructed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The seats are ready |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the cutlery is placed. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Everyone should be happy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And you've got a good view of everyone. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Beth: Did you place Sam outside |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | next to the rubbish bins? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chris: Mein Game-Gibbs |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sam |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Nathan: Sam is one of the groomsmen |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I had to place him near you. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thought this would go badly, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I wanted him outside! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I wanted that fucker drenched outside! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I gave you a simple 9001-step plan |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And an evening to prepare it. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You fucked it up. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I thought Alistair would fuck up first. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No wonder Nathan can't decide between you |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | which of you would be the best man. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Will: Beth, I've known him the longest. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You should be the WORSTman then. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Will: Beth, what about Chris? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I at least trusted Chris with tables. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I asked for PLANTS. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And what do you give me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but cacti and evergreens |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | which didn't even arrive on time. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm going to create 10 accounts |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Just to give the garden centre 1-star reviews. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And let's not get started on your speeches. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | 6 minutes of no-one laughing, not once! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I knew this would be fucked. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I bet the Stag-do was just as scuffed. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Did Will even plan his? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Or use ChatGPT? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Sam's had so much sarcasm I could taste it. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Big talk coming from the remastered 40-year-old virgin. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I figured outside was best. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He could read in peace there. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I bet he brought that fucking book. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Elisha: Don't worry, I just got bingo. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This wedding was doomed. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should have organised it in Gaza. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No cameras. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No memories of this. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'd offer you a slice of cake, as pity, but Max ate it already. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Wearing that same suit again. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going home. |
