| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are in our final semester |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 4 more research papers and 1 freaking final exams |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then we can plan our European graduation trip to Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Of course, we have to pay our student loans eventually |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But that is only a $100k loan |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's okay, I'll get a job after graduation |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will make $30k a year and pay it all back in a couple years |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Students ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Students now cant get jobs after graduation |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your degree is a useless paper |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Professors, deans, parents, get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the actual flying fuck |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | So I spent 3 years in university for nothing??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All those late nights in library |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Cranking out courseworks |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | My hairline receded from all these stress |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And I'm not even 23 year old yet |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | University degree is a giant scam |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, the degree opens the door for future opportunity |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dumb shit, $uranus also opens your ass bruv |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, our parents have hoped us to finish college and get a degree |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That is bcuz that used to work in the past you stupid piece of shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's so over |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | University degree is a relic from the 16th century |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Back in the days, there's no way to access knowledge |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | There's why university was helpful |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Nowadays we have internet and mobile phones |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There's no need to learn from old professors in classes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We have all the knowledge on our fingertips |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fuck degree! What's even the point of finishing fucking college now |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I was young, I too had dreams of finishing degree |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Then get a job at Goldman Sex |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Climb the corporate ladder to become company President |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Then degrees become freaking inflationary |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Every men women and everything in between can get a degree now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The advent of General AI further makes degree obsolete |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You just have to be good in prompting ChatGPT and Claude to do all the work |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Degree has truly become a useless paper |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I should have spent 3 years in crypto and get rich rather than chasing degree |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, at least we own some $degree |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, what has past has past |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now I can only work harder in the trenches |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Buy and hodl memecoins like $useless that everyone can resonate with |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This is tough |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If one there's one high upside memecoin out there that is at still low mcap |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm gonna fullport that ticker and work so hard for my bags |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck that useless paper bro |
