| 00:00 - 00:03 | In Septermber the FAI began the process of finding a new head coach |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We wanted the new coach to live in Mulhuddart in West Dublin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Or else commute from somewhere nicer like Darndale |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | At a push we could allow them to live in Coolock |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The new coach will have to drive on the M50 to Abbotstown every day |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How will Carsley deal with the traffic on the M50? It gets busy at rush hour. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I know as I use it myself |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Hill unfortunately |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lee Carsley has... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lee Carsley has pulled out of the running |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says he is staying with England U21s |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Marc Canham, Packie Bonner and the other gobshites please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a fucking shitshow!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've been following the reports in the newspapers and on YBIG! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You said sack Stephen Kenny and we would replace him with that bald headed cunt from England U21s!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You said it was a sure thing! A done deal!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now we are up shit creek Canham you useless tosser! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yes I was reading the rumours about his backroom team and other shit but I didn't beleive it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Because Canham said in a press conference he had his man and it would be announced in early April! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Early fuckng April! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Hill maybe we can persuade him with one final offer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you for real! How can we persuade him to live in Darn fucking Dale! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He might like Coolock Mr. Hill |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Coolock! I drove past there the other day and I saw burnt out cars for fuck sake! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Burnt out cars!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's on Crimecall every fucking week! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Every fucking week a murder, a bank robbery, a stolen car... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why don't you live there?! Because you know its a shithole! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's bad enough to live on the Northside! Never mind in places like Darndale and Coolock! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Have you ever been to the Northside besides the fucking Blanchardstown Centre or Abbotstown?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's fucking unlivable!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then I hear reports of you interviewing other poxy candidates like Gus Poyet and Neil Lennon! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If I had have known you would have fucked it up this badly I would have done it myself |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even though its not my fucking job! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's how much you have fucked this up! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A total fuck-up |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You told the media you had your man and that it was going to be anounced in April you stupid prick! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What the fuck was that about!? And you had fucking nobody! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What are we going to look like now!? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We're going to look like complete fucking tit heads! That's what we're going to look like! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Are you for for real you fucking idiot! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry dear. There's always John O'Shea |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought we would do a good job. Unveil a top coach. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is unbelievable. A total shambles. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Christ! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What are we going to do now? Appoint John O'Shea?? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We have lost all hope. John O'Shea. A rookie manager. He'll be the new Stan for fuck sake. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He'll have us in League C in 18 months |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We are an absolute laughing stock |
