The FAI make a balls of appointing new Head Coach

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Jonathan Hill castigates Marc Canham and FAI headhunters over the recruitment process for a Head Coach.

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00:00 - 00:03In Septermber the FAI began the process of finding a new head coach
00:04 - 00:05We wanted the new coach to live in Mulhuddart in West Dublin
00:05 - 00:07Or else commute from somewhere nicer like Darndale
00:08 - 00:12At a push we could allow them to live in Coolock
00:12 - 00:15The new coach will have to drive on the M50 to Abbotstown every day
00:17 - 00:19How will Carsley deal with the traffic on the M50? It gets busy at rush hour.
00:19 - 00:21I know as I use it myself
00:24 - 00:26Mr. Hill unfortunately
00:27 - 00:28Lee Carsley has...
00:31 - 00:33Lee Carsley has pulled out of the running
00:34 - 00:36He says he is staying with England U21s
00:53 - 00:58Everyone but Marc Canham, Packie Bonner and the other gobshites please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15This is a fucking shitshow!!
01:15 - 01:17I've been following the reports in the newspapers and on YBIG!
01:18 - 01:23You said sack Stephen Kenny and we would replace him with that bald headed cunt from England U21s!!
01:25 - 01:28You said it was a sure thing! A done deal!!
01:29 - 01:31Now we are up shit creek Canham you useless tosser!
01:31 - 01:34Yes I was reading the rumours about his backroom team and other shit but I didn't beleive it
01:34 - 01:37Because Canham said in a press conference he had his man and it would be announced in early April!
01:37 - 01:40Early fuckng April!
01:40 - 01:42Mr. Hill maybe we can persuade him with one final offer
01:42 - 01:46Are you for real! How can we persuade him to live in Darn fucking Dale!
01:46 - 01:48He might like Coolock Mr. Hill
01:48 - 01:52Coolock! I drove past there the other day and I saw burnt out cars for fuck sake!
01:53 - 01:54Burnt out cars!!
01:56 - 01:57It's on Crimecall every fucking week!
01:57 - 02:00Every fucking week a murder, a bank robbery, a stolen car...
02:00 - 02:03Why don't you live there?! Because you know its a shithole!
02:04 - 02:08It's bad enough to live on the Northside! Never mind in places like Darndale and Coolock!
02:08 - 02:13Have you ever been to the Northside besides the fucking Blanchardstown Centre or Abbotstown?!
02:14 - 02:16It's fucking unlivable!!
02:17 - 02:21Then I hear reports of you interviewing other poxy candidates like Gus Poyet and Neil Lennon!
02:27 - 02:29If I had have known you would have fucked it up this badly I would have done it myself
02:30 - 02:34Even though its not my fucking job!
02:34 - 02:36That's how much you have fucked this up!
02:41 - 02:42A total fuck-up
02:43 - 02:47You told the media you had your man and that it was going to be anounced in April you stupid prick!
02:48 - 02:53What the fuck was that about!? And you had fucking nobody!
02:54 - 02:56What are we going to look like now!?
02:56 - 02:59We're going to look like complete fucking tit heads! That's what we're going to look like!
03:00 - 03:02Are you for for real you fucking idiot!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry dear. There's always John O'Shea
03:14 - 03:16I thought we would do a good job. Unveil a top coach.
03:19 - 03:23This is unbelievable. A total shambles.
03:25 - 03:26Christ!
03:31 - 03:33What are we going to do now? Appoint John O'Shea??
03:40 - 03:46We have lost all hope. John O'Shea. A rookie manager. He'll be the new Stan for fuck sake.
03:46 - 03:49He'll have us in League C in 18 months
03:53 - 03:56We are an absolute laughing stock