| 00:00 - 00:03 | Once we score the winner |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll start the parade |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on this street right here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The game is in overtime |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's only a matter of time 'til we win |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The USA will win |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The 4 nations face off |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | McDavid... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Connor McDavid just scored |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Canada won |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who recently learned what hockey was, get out of here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD THIS BE?!?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS WAS OUR TOURAMENT!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | for years I wanted a gold medal |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and after suffering though many Olympics |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | this was it! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We beat them in round robin! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We had Matthews, Tkachuk, and Eichel! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And this is how it ends?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there's always next time |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | There won't be a next time because Bettman! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we still have the Olympics |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who cares about the Olympics anymore?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now what will I do? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | No more best-on-best |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do you really think i'll watch the |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | rest of the season? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the playoffs are so predictable |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's gonna be Oilers Panthers for the second straight year |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THIS WAS MY STANLEY CUP! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We we're so close to winning! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now it's those worthless |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Canadians who are celebrating |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They don't deserve this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't go on anymore |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We are the most powerful nation on earth |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And this is how our hockey team plays?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We had the game on our ice |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and we we're one goal away |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We would've been the greatest! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. We'll get em in Italy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We lost, didn't we? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No more 51st state memes |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Carney will win |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I should watch basketball |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The Olympics better happen really soon |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Because I want my revenge |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate Canada |
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