| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr President, bad news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Despite your pleas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | People are still talking |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | About the Epstein client list |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And who is on it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's no problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll say Obama made it up. They'll buy it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr President... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | This is one time |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | This is one time you can't get them to blame things on a black man |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even the MAGA crowd think your sus |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I will speak with Hawley, Johnson and Gaetz |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT DO I PAY YOU ASSHOLES FOR?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAD ONE JOB! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Ohhhhh I knew this would happen |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHEN I GAVE THAT BITCH BONDI A JOB |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Just because she had relatives in the SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And sucked my dick at Coachella! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND DIDN'T EVEN SWALLOW |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MR PRESIDENT I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DIDN'T ASK! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MR PRESIDENT, PLEASE |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | OH I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCK! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These idiots were meant |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | To blame all of the diddling we do on Drag Queens |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Homosexuals, Trans women, immigrants |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Jewish people! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Instead I'm in the SHIT! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Because of this shit, I'm less popular than STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm only human |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They looked SO MUCH LIKE MY DAUGHTER |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | MY HOT DAUGHTER |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Goddamn that motherfucker Epstein! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | GODDAMN HIM AND THOSE SEXY KIDS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I burned those files for NOTHING! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Because fuckers are STILL talking about them! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND THAT BITCH BONDI IS MAKING IT WORSE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Pam. He won't fire you as AG yet |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Is it so wrong.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To just want to bang girls... who look.like.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Your daughter |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Don't you judge me Hawley |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've seen your Google history |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I know what your jacking it to |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Asshole |
