| 00:06 - 00:08 | Come in! |
| 00:09 - 00:12 | I have a blocker |
| 00:10 - 00:13 | Oh no |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | What sort of blocker? |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | I can't connect to the DC to work on the POC |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | I can't connect to the DC to work on the POC |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | I can't connect to the DC to work on the POC |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | So open up a ticket with internal IT |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | I don't want to, |
| 00:27 - 00:31 | I'm not here to socialise, |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | I got into IT to fight with computers |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I didn't expect having to deal with internal IT |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | NOBODY expects having to |
| 00:37 - 00:39 | deal with internal IT |
| 00:40 - 00:42 | Our chief weapons are |
| 00:40 - 00:43 | unannounced changes |
| 00:42 - 00:44 | unannounced changes and TLS inspection |
| 00:43 - 00:44 | Our two weapons are unannounced changes and TLS inspection |
| 00:45 - 00:48 | And broken VPNs |
| 00:47 - 00:49 | Our Three! Weapons |
| 00:48 - 00:50 | are unannounced changes |
| 00:48 - 00:52 | and TLS inspection and broken VPNs |
| 00:50 - 00:53 | And an almost |
| 00:51 - 00:54 | fanatical devotion to not respond to tickets |
| 00:53 - 00:55 | Four! |
| 00:54 - 00:57 | Amongst our weapons |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Amongst our weaponnry |
| 00:59 - 01:03 | are such elements |
| 01:01 - 01:03 | as unannounced changes |
| 01:01 - 01:04 | Oh I'll come in again |
| 01:08 - 01:10 | I didn't expect having to deal with internal IT |
| 01:14 - 01:15 | NOBODY expects having to |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | deal with internal IT |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | Amongst our Weaponry |
| 01:19 - 01:21 | are such diverse elements as |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | unannounced changes, TLS inspection, |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | broken VPNs, And an almost |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | fanatical devotion to not respond to tickets |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | And not giving out local admin rights |
| 01:28 - 01:35 | Ai, I'm not doing the rest of the video |
| 01:33 - 01:35 | I have other hobbies. |
