Somewhere in IT land

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Nondescript company does nondescript company things. I have heard this story from something like five different companies now.

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00:06 - 00:08Come in!
00:09 - 00:12I have a blocker
00:10 - 00:13Oh no
00:11 - 00:14What sort of blocker?
00:13 - 00:16I can't connect to the DC to work on the POC
00:16 - 00:18I can't connect to the DC to work on the POC
00:21 - 00:25I can't connect to the DC to work on the POC
00:24 - 00:26So open up a ticket with internal IT
00:26 - 00:28I don't want to,
00:27 - 00:31I'm not here to socialise,
00:29 - 00:31I got into IT to fight with computers
00:30 - 00:33I didn't expect having to deal with internal IT
00:36 - 00:37NOBODY expects having to
00:37 - 00:39deal with internal IT
00:40 - 00:42Our chief weapons are
00:40 - 00:43unannounced changes
00:42 - 00:44unannounced changes and TLS inspection
00:43 - 00:44Our two weapons are unannounced changes and TLS inspection
00:45 - 00:48And broken VPNs
00:47 - 00:49Our Three! Weapons
00:48 - 00:50are unannounced changes
00:48 - 00:52and TLS inspection and broken VPNs
00:50 - 00:53And an almost
00:51 - 00:54fanatical devotion to not respond to tickets
00:53 - 00:55Four!
00:54 - 00:57Amongst our weapons
00:59 - 01:01Amongst our weaponnry
00:59 - 01:03are such elements
01:01 - 01:03as unannounced changes
01:01 - 01:04Oh I'll come in again
01:08 - 01:10I didn't expect having to deal with internal IT
01:14 - 01:15NOBODY expects having to
01:15 - 01:17deal with internal IT
01:17 - 01:20Amongst our Weaponry
01:19 - 01:21are such diverse elements as
01:20 - 01:21unannounced changes, TLS inspection,
01:21 - 01:23broken VPNs, And an almost
01:23 - 01:25fanatical devotion to not respond to tickets
01:24 - 01:27And not giving out local admin rights
01:28 - 01:35Ai, I'm not doing the rest of the video
01:33 - 01:35I have other hobbies.