| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good morning Grandad |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have prepared your breakfast |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and we are preparing our trip to Banbury |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have picked up your paper |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we have your usual parking spot at Gables ready |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is very good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I cant wait to walk down to weatherspoons |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Grandad... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Weatherspoons... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Banbury Weatherspoons is closed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have no more wine or coffee |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks they are too good for weatherspoons please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking ridiculous! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I go to Weatherspoons everyday |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was really looking forward to reading my paper and having a coffee |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What am i supposed to do now? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Everywhere else is overpriced! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If you think I will go to the bloody Costa you are wrong! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nowhere else in Banbury is as good as Weatherspoons |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I have been going there for years! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Grandad you can still go down to the Fox |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That is only for Friday evenings you fool! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Grandad they do very good wine |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The wine is so overpriced, I will go bankrupt! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I wanted to go to Weatherspoons! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All these other coffee places |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They charge you 5 pound for a single cup |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and whats worse is you can't even order a sneaky wine! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I will admit the clientele leaves a lot to be desired |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But what place can you get a glass of wine for £1.99! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How dare they close without letting me know |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I have been their most loyal customer |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I blame the one rude waiter I hate |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A working class hero like myself |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Needs to be seen at Weatherspoons! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What will Helen do without me! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just wait till Eben hears about this! He will be devestated |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will have to drive all the way to Oxford now! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I thought it was bad when I am in Spain |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How can an English town not have a weathespoons! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It is an absolute discgrace! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, there is still the bure |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have to except it... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My time at weatherspoons has come to an end |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It was good while it lasted |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Book me into the Quod tomorrow |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If I can't go to Weatherspoons |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I have to except I am not a working class hero |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me a Belgian beer from the Fridge |
