| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have identified biscuit shops sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Morrisons |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Home Bargains |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | are here and here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You'll get your Hobnobs from either |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Chocolate? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Nobody's bringing chocolate? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Menners |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Magic Mike |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Magic's brought Choco Leibniz |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says they're biscuits |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Choco Leibniz are 63% chocolate. Those who brought proper biscuits can fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Chocolate hobnobs |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Nailed on to win, you said |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Nobody's going to beat hobnobs, not Joyce |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Not Gooders going to bloody Waitrose |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Percy Pig biscuits? WTF |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even Emperor GC won't beat a Hobnob |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You're all shit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My best score is a bloody 8.5 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We didn't see the Leibniz coming |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Leibniz is 63% chocolate. Why didn't you stop it? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Menners, they looked like biscuits |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He might as well have brought Dairy Milk in |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Or chocolately M&S |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The rules are simple lads |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Bring in a biscuit. A biscuit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 50 percent biscuit. Not 63% |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 63% chocolate is not a biscuit |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm sick of not winning because people bring tastier things in |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Nobody ever listens to the committee |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The hours I put into these competitions |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The late nights |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Coming up with ideas for tasty office treats |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | brilliant ideas |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Someone else can do it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Nobody respects the committee |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can choco leibniz get through? It's ridiculous |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Doesn't even come close |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to a biscuit, for god's sake |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The world's gone mad |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Olivia. Snack is a biscuit |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It really isn't that hard |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To spot a biscuit, is it? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You lot take over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | if you can be arsed |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Well I tell you this, I won't be bringing any more hobnobs in |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You can buy your own |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And I'll give Magic a 3 out of 10 |
