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The great debate about whether choco leibniz is a biscuit or not

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00:00 - 00:03We have identified biscuit shops sir
00:04 - 00:05Morrisons
00:05 - 00:07and Home Bargains
00:08 - 00:12are here and here
00:12 - 00:15You'll get your Hobnobs from either
00:17 - 00:19And Chocolate?
00:19 - 00:21Nobody's bringing chocolate?
00:24 - 00:26Menners
00:27 - 00:28Magic Mike
00:31 - 00:33Magic's brought Choco Leibniz
00:34 - 00:36He says they're biscuits
00:53 - 00:58Choco Leibniz are 63% chocolate. Those who brought proper biscuits can fuck off
01:13 - 01:15Chocolate hobnobs
01:15 - 01:17Nailed on to win, you said
01:18 - 01:23Nobody's going to beat hobnobs, not Joyce
01:25 - 01:28Not Gooders going to bloody Waitrose
01:29 - 01:31Percy Pig biscuits? WTF
01:31 - 01:34Even Emperor GC won't beat a Hobnob
01:34 - 01:37You're all shit
01:37 - 01:40My best score is a bloody 8.5
01:40 - 01:42We didn't see the Leibniz coming
01:42 - 01:46Leibniz is 63% chocolate. Why didn't you stop it?
01:46 - 01:48Menners, they looked like biscuits
01:48 - 01:52He might as well have brought Dairy Milk in
01:53 - 01:54Or chocolately M&S
01:56 - 01:57The rules are simple lads
01:57 - 02:00Bring in a biscuit. A biscuit
02:00 - 02:0350 percent biscuit. Not 63%
02:04 - 02:0863% chocolate is not a biscuit
02:08 - 02:13I'm sick of not winning because people bring tastier things in
02:14 - 02:16Nobody ever listens to the committee
02:17 - 02:21The hours I put into these competitions
02:27 - 02:29The late nights
02:30 - 02:34Coming up with ideas for tasty office treats
02:34 - 02:36brilliant ideas
02:41 - 02:42Someone else can do it
02:43 - 02:47Nobody respects the committee
02:48 - 02:53How can choco leibniz get through? It's ridiculous
02:54 - 02:56Doesn't even come close
02:56 - 02:59to a biscuit, for god's sake
03:00 - 03:02The world's gone mad
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Olivia. Snack is a biscuit
03:14 - 03:16It really isn't that hard
03:19 - 03:23To spot a biscuit, is it?
03:25 - 03:26You lot take over
03:31 - 03:33if you can be arsed
03:40 - 03:46Well I tell you this, I won't be bringing any more hobnobs in
03:46 - 03:49You can buy your own
03:53 - 03:56And I'll give Magic a 3 out of 10