Hitler finds out Southampton are not in the final
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Hitler is not impressed by the EFL when he finds out they've been rumbled.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our tactics worked - Wembley bound ! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Stop at Cobtree Services - grab some noodles and take a piss |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then the coach can come in the back way - get the lads focussed |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Get our seats - red and white everywhere |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 430 Kick Off - get those Yorkshire Wankers sorted |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fin Azaz let loose - take the game to them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 2-0 by half time. Coast in for the glory |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Eckert - Steve Gibson just called |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our intern caught red handed |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The EFL have called. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 4 points deduction and no final |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you didn't know about this please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking Gen Z Intern ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Can't go more than an hour without a coffee |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The prick should have took a flask |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now instead of munching on pie and mash |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm sat with a Deliveroo Nandos |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And now Hellberg |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hackney, Ayling, Conway |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Are on the A19 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Conway's crocked mein fuhrer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck it they have others.. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They talk about parmos |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck Parmos |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Chicken, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Pork, cheese, breadcrumbs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and bechamel fucking sauce |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Enough calories to serve 20 fat bastards |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But it tastes wonderful |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now Bob Fucking Mortimer |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Chubby Brown |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That bird that was on the BBC news |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The bloke from fucking Whitesnake |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Will be sat in a box in Wembley |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | While we.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Are sat in a queue |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | At a fucking Cruise Terminal |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | About to embark |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | on another freebie |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | from our fucking sponsors |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | to the pissing Fjords ! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK we have a drinks package |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Still.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least he only got caught by Boro |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ipswich |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Oxford and the others |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | shall remain a mystery |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | to anyone outside this room |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Hell I can't wait for Stockport away |