Indianapolis 500 Hotel Planning

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What finding a hotel has been like for this year's race and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

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00:00 - 00:03We have exhausted nearly every hotel option
00:04 - 00:05The Hyatt Place here remains unavailable
00:05 - 00:07Which makes our route to the High School a pain in the ass
00:08 - 00:12We have even resorted to looking at AirBnB
00:12 - 00:15And VRBO...But they are all shit
00:17 - 00:19It's fine Lindsay made us rezzies at another hotel
00:19 - 00:21Everything will be fine
00:24 - 00:26Stuebe...
00:27 - 00:28The hotel....
00:31 - 00:33Marco can't stay at it.
00:34 - 00:36He's had 3 kids and has opted to sleep in a dumpster across the street
00:53 - 00:58I want everyone in this room out except for Bryan David, Lindsay, Marco and Jen
01:13 - 01:15WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY YEAR
01:15 - 01:17EVERY. FUCKING. YEAR.
01:18 - 01:23In the end it always works out. That's what we always say
01:25 - 01:28*Christ I hope he doesn't bring up the camper*
01:29 - 01:31He's right, they always get the Hyatt Place in the end
01:31 - 01:34I just don't know why we don't book this fucker a year in advance
01:34 - 01:37And every year we risk having to sleep in a camper
01:37 - 01:40My parent's fucking pull behind trailer
01:40 - 01:42IT'S NOT A TRAILER IT'S A FIFTH WHEEL
01:42 - 01:46A FIFTH WHEEL? IT'S A MOBILE METH LAB
01:46 - 01:48It has a fire place and it's free
01:48 - 01:52That fire place is fake and you know it
01:53 - 01:54MARCO NEEDS HIS OWN BATHROOM
01:56 - 01:57How do you expect us to not get stuck in traffic
01:57 - 02:00When every alternative place to stay
02:00 - 02:03Is in Bloomington
02:04 - 02:08We'll be stuck in traffic for hours
02:08 - 02:13Probably won't even have time for a single beer before the race starts
02:14 - 02:16IF WE AREN'T DRINKING WHAT IS THE POINT?
02:17 - 02:21The only way my wife can tollerate autoracing is with alcohol
02:27 - 02:29That's not to mention we still have to plan a meal with Jo Ellen
02:30 - 02:34One in which she doesn't feel compelled to order the California Burger
02:34 - 02:36Only to ask for no bacon or avocado
02:41 - 02:42That dinner stresses me out every year.
02:43 - 02:47But now I have to stress over the hotel situation
02:48 - 02:53Lindsay worked so hard to find that hotel
02:54 - 02:56She even found one with a suite
02:56 - 02:59But no. We need three bathrooms.
03:00 - 03:02Because Marco's morning movement
03:04 - 03:07Staying regular is important for your health
03:14 - 03:16Maybe we should just stay with my parents
03:19 - 03:23It is a nice fifth wheel
03:25 - 03:26and the fireplace provides ambience
03:31 - 03:33and when combined with the house...
03:40 - 03:46There would be 3 bathrooms for Marco to shit in
03:46 - 03:49We can still play Euchre perhaps
03:53 - 03:56But I know Lindsay and BD will just win every time.