| 00:00 - 00:03 | Weve started the search |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | this morning |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and weve found a little |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Cricket club in Yorkshire |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We think you can fuck it up |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Morecambe? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Its a money spinner for me |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sorry Jason |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | but errrrm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Weve finally lost it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the deal to sell is done |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who think im a useless cunt leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck has this happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ive just organised another |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | hign interest loan from Charles st |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | they're gonna rip my fucking balls off |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I haven't got a fucking bean now |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I blame that fucking Tarnia |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She rings me every fucking day |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "Where are we with the sale? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | She's done a good job to be fair |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | She's made me look a cunt |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but you are |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I hate the fucking Trust |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | bunch of fucking box tickers |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And don't get me started |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | on that 1920 Union |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | theyve made my life hell |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | fucking sending letters to my neighbours |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My neighbours already hate me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they put posters up around my town |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I spent a day scraping the fuckers off |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | non stop deliverys of dildos |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and sex catalogues to my house |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My wife thinks im a perve |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I took these fuckers to league 1 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | don't blame me for the downfall |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | blame Dackers and Hope |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hope they sign the fuckers again |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | take em down to National league North |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Useless fuckwits |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dackers is at Kilmarnock |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Atleast we sacked the board |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That will show the ungrateful bastards |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | fuck em |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ive made a complete mess of this |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I should have sold 2 years ago |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Ive got a plan |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me the number for Accrington |
