History of the Shotgun
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Viva El College. Viva El College. Viva El College. Viva El College.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sorin College is in shambles. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Juniors started |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | skipping tailgates |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Santos has been the most irrelevant captain of all time. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | At least Duncan's Adderall supply stays strong. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Have the acts been prepared |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for Talent Show? I need to see war crimes. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Diesel, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rectum Dan |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rectum Dan has banned talent show. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has Foster by the balls. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but the Quint out. Get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Klimek what the FUCK are you still doing here? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And where the fuck is Van? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the fuck did one smick manage to squad wipe the entire freshmen class? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I know it's tough out there, but my God -- she looks like Tucker |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I think I'm gonna be sick. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How the fuck are Tim and Duncan still unemployed? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Duncan is on his 6th girlfriend here and Tim's dry spell continues everyday. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | At least Tim fights. Timmy hasn't even given it a shot. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, at least you look skinny. Your diet worked. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'm bulking again you fucking squid. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I've heard Glip Glop is trying a new hair growth product. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's not fucking working. It looks like he has pubes glued to his head. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Relli and Putka still haven't grown. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Sophomores never go out. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When they do go to CJs, all they do is follow me around. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They should stick to Cool Runnings if they're just going to play with their dicks. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And who gave Hank the confidence to try and scam the freshmen? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Thirty dollars for a wine bag? I didn't even realize he was still here. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Big Country looks fucking terrible. No offense. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Can someone please check in on him? Put the pen down and go to class. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fuck Dan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least Frob was too oblivious to shut anything down. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Sorin College used to stand for something. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Honestly, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How the fuck did Aldo make the finals of Bengal Bouts? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That's the best athletic success this dorm has had since the the Gaelic Football Championship. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What the fuck even is Gaelic football? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Tress can't get through a speech without stuttering. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | "If you want to go home, go home?" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you only look a bit like Tucker. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need to cherish Potter while we still have him. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Conrad's mom is fucking beautiful. God I miss her. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And her fat ass. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Cade won't shut the fuck up. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our only hope is Secession Week. This dorm must be drunk for 7 days straight. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | This is our last chance to unite together for a common goal. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck you Silvio. |