| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have an update |
| 00:01 - 01:23 | What I am expected to do with that team? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | about player availability for the Stonehouse match. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have 2 - Jonny and Rob |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Dan is playing golf |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Wild is presumed dead |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Phil Clayton? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He scored 89 for me last time |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He's unavailable until September |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He said he has 8 weddings to attend |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And a holiday |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not a former captain leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Dan can't play... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Phil's at weddings |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No George? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Jules normally so reliable |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Not even Brian! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We are in the RELEGATION zone! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Stonehouse haven’t lost at home since 2022! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | OS magazine can help us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We send a bowler who hasn't played in 2 years |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My apologies, he could be good. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And a specialist fielder! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No commitment! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Back in my day .. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You'd play 3 matches before breakfast |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And still time to get a Sunday job |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Cricket is marriage! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No Phil, no Tom, I'll have to open the bowling myself. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And bat at six... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Someone has to do something! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fools! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I feel I'm taking crazy pills |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We're one draw away from div 9 |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I asked for a side with batsman... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All I get is 70 measly runs last week! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ross turned up halfway through! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't start me on Darren. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Was one bonus point too much to ask? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We only needed 75! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't tell him about Cameron's honeymoon! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least I have the sixth formers |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | After exams |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can't wait to see Krish |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He gets me wickets |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't wait to show them the oak spice |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Unlimited sides as the bill is shared |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God help us. |
