| 00:00 - 00:03 | What a great night! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Really nice to see |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you getting your face eaten |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | by that thirsty girl. Too bad you forgot your phone in the car |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But there's many fish in the sea |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry! I gave her |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | my number and sent myself a text |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Philip... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We're ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We're looking at your phone right now |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and there's no text |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | It's fine, I know what happened and I'm already sorting it out. Soyboys, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I mixed up the numbers! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | She sent it to some fucker named Bengt Jones! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What kind of name is that!? Is that even a real name? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've sent him texts, called him ... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I even sent him emails |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I found photos of him. Look at him! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He looks like a smug impotent mummy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What the fuck is he gonna do with that number? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe call him and tell him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I've called him 10 times already! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe he doesn't speak Swedish |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I've sent EVERYTHING in Swedish and English |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | My balls hurt! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He's too old to fuck |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | so he doesn't want anyone else to fuck either? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What sick fuck is this!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He sees how thirsty I am and laughs in my face |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He's the cruelest and oldest cockblocker in the whole of Sweden |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And of course I entered his number |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What now? He will haunt me for the rest of my life |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Whenever I give a girl my number |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Whenever I fuck a girl with my enormous cock |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will hear his mocking laughter |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bengt Jones... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You can tell by the name that he's a fucking psychopath! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I bet he's showing my messages to his old perverted friends |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Laughing at my pain |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They can't fuck so no one else should!? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This feels worse than the tram incident! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Victor, calm down, he'll smash some day |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I give up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This isn't Bengt Jones' fault |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My sub-conscious ... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | it doesn't want me to smash |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Perhaps watching some efukt will make me feel better about this clusterfuck |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That girl with the chestnut in her ass... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | didn't feel this bad |
