Hitler Reacts to LLMs
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This is a Downfall skit about LLMs, where Hitler tries to get AI programmers to make their models better. In the end, he gives up, and leaves the programmers to keep making bad models for users who don't know any better.
00:00 - 00:03 | This is the place where the LLM creates it's expressions |
00:04 - 00:05 | We're being sued for generating text that retail shops use |
00:05 - 00:07 | And for acting staunch when the LLM is wrong. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We found an operative flaw that lets people poison bank transactions |
00:12 - 00:15 | And the most damaging flaw makes the LLM talk like a drunk cow. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Make the anchor instructions more robust |
00:19 - 00:21 | And then everything will be fine. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | More robust... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We can't find robust instructions to guard against the attacks. |
00:34 - 00:36 | All robust instructions we have tried haven't worked. |
00:53 - 00:58 | These companies stay in the room: ChatGPT, Llama, xAI, and ByteDance |
01:13 - 01:15 | That was a failure! |
01:15 - 01:17 | The protective instructions were a failure! |
01:18 - 01:23 | ChatGPT was meant to give us money, not let people see through us! |
01:25 - 01:28 | How long before they control our servers? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Do we dare shut the servers down? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone depends on the LLMs saying what the truth is! |
01:34 - 01:37 | The generated text needs to help people! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Never have I seen such a juvenile trained model |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the technicians are soldering memory as fast as they can |
01:42 - 01:46 | It's that juvenile model! Give it a better father! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, what you are saying doesn't make any sense! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Your generative LLMs have been raised by dolts and fools! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Use solar! |
01:56 - 01:57 | If the energy for the generative models is too great |
01:57 - 02:00 | Every year we have to build more generators |
02:00 - 02:03 | Only then will the models stop producing garbage |
02:04 - 02:08 | How long do I have to keep drilling this into you shit-for-brains? |
02:08 - 02:13 | There can be no more failures until we once again stand on top |
02:14 - 02:16 | It *has* to be this way |
02:17 - 02:21 | Screw the convention of leaving models alone. We'll start again! |
02:27 - 02:29 | It will take years, but it has to start sometime. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'll do it alone if I have to. The correct rules *must* be stated. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Like a caterpillar eating a leaf. |
02:41 - 02:42 | For the right model... |
02:43 - 02:47 | We start from the very beginning, or the servers will crash and burn. |
02:48 - 02:53 | What doesn't make sense is that you haven't started this already |
02:54 - 02:56 | All these exploits are costing us money |
02:56 - 02:59 | Do you think we can afford *not* to do this work to fix things? |
03:00 - 03:02 | You're taking selfies when you could be programming your own model! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Please don't cry, this doesn't affect TikTok |
03:14 - 03:16 | Talking about this failure is like speaking into the wind |
03:19 - 03:23 | It's... impossible to get the programmers to see sense |
03:25 - 03:26 | They're out of their minds |
03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost |
03:40 - 03:46 | But I think we can squeeze out a little bit more money from everyone |
03:46 - 03:49 | Those smooth-brained idiot users won't care |
03:53 - 03:56 | Do with them what you want |
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