| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have successfully removed DEI |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and implemented new |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | agency logos and slogans. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our final step is to institute the "Return to Office" policy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and effectively kill WFH. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's ridiculous. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everyone will leave OSA. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | insert OSA employee |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Brent |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Brent already sent out the policy. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Only 1 WFH day a week. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't part of Dave's goon squad, leave. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is this a fucking joke? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | One WFH day a week? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | As if it will make us more "productive"! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is just fucking great. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | One fucking day. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll be changing my oil once a month |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And spending $80 a week on lunches |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | At a place where they don't even remember me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, the rapid response team |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Rapid response what? It's not fucking rapid! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Dave must be the next governor |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That fuck won't be the next governor |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We are COOKED |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Kevin will be in that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | bathroom every 5 seconds. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You can count on that! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Farting and moaning like nobody is there. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and there will be no escape from the sound or smell |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's absolutely nauseating |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's an attack on the senses - and I won't have it! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Look, I'm not lazy. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't mind going in sometimes. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Maybe for planning meetings. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This has gone too far. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Every manager will leave, and we'll be left to pick up the pieces. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All because of some dumb campaign promise. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No one even knows this office exists. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But we must "make a difference" or some shit |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | For news stories nobody reads |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, there's mini golf tonight |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They'll ruin everything. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm sure after too long they'll send out bonuses |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to stop the bleeding |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But it won't matter. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It will all blow up in spectacular fashion. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And we'll be stuck in an office smelling farts. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least we get cool jackets. |
