| 00:00 - 00:03 | England has started pumping out archers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Some have left base |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | heading for our warriors |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We'll get butt-fucked if we don't retreat and stall enough |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to produce conuter-units and push back |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine, tell Victor |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to build anti-archers and kill them |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | He's ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | been ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | pop-locked for the last 5 mins |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he still hasn't noticed it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with an ELO below 900 must leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is he fucking retarted!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A game meant to be suitable for kids |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 38 mins into a game, he always fumbles it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He can finish a master's degree |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but this is too much? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll never play with him again |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'd rather play with complete strangers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | in the dark, afraid to wake my wife |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Castle age can be overwhelming |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Overwhelming!? Build more town centers |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You know there's more to it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But you have to do the same shit every time! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I've told him to write notes |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | if it's so fucking hard |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to remember. He can memorize every |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | gay pokemon I'm sure he can remember this too |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll never get past 1000 ELO this way and it's all |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | because of him! I bet he doesn't take this game seriously |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and does this to piss me off |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You probably enjoy this! Just like the mini golf, you sadists |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You wanted me to get thrown out |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | becuase you KNOW that I'm the best |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't beat me fair |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Envious fucks |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You wish you were as good as me. What will I tell my wife? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That I'm still below 1000 ELO despite playing with an autist |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She won't be able to look at me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And YOU, Norwegian chimp, you'd do the exact |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | same thing if you had this game |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | My vagina's also so dry that it hurts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I told the bouncer that you |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | were cheating, and she didn't care |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I told her that |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | she had to tell you to stop cheating |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but she just looked at me with deep disgust, not caring at all about |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | fair play and honor. It's so tragic, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | sourrounded by retards and cheaters |
