| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hegseth: If we send troops in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we need to send to flood the area |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Send the National Guard here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and the Marines here. Then we'll have them surrounded |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The criminals, women, and children won't get away |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can't we just shoot them? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It seems less expensive |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Trumper, The constitution |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | um..... er |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Holman: Sir! The Constitution won't allow it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's actually against the law. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Hegseth, Holman, Miller, and Vance Stay. Everyone else leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Law?!? I AM the law? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am the Constitution!! I am the KING!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where the hell is ICE Barbie? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | She's useless and wears more makeup than me! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | MTG: don't worry, I'm useless too. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have an idea! how about a song called ICE ICE baby? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Maybe get Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood to write it |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | my sheep will love it and defend me even more. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Trumper, there is already a song called ICE ICE baby |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It probably sucks and uses a stolen beat from Queen |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Vanilla Ice is a genius and his beats are smooth |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | His name is Vanilla ICE?!? Why doesn't he work for me? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do you realize I have the lowest |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | rating of a President ever? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | People call me dumb and say |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | mean things about me. I'm sad |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My wife won't even sleep in the same house as me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | sure it's easier to sneak porn stars in, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but Melania is a piece of ass |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Tariffs aren't working. No jobs are coming back, China is playing me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | like a fool, and Putin doesn't |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | text me anymore. It's almost like he doesn't like me anymore. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I work out, I'm strong, I'm handsome |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I stole this election |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | fair and square. Elon was my friend |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and then he talks about my other bestie Jeff Epstein |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I feel so alone. Like none of you care |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | have any of you brought me a Big Mac today? NO! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Has ICE Barbie let me grab her in the pussy? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | MTG: I've kissed him. He tastes like tacos. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This isn't how it was supposed to be |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should be crowned Emperor of the world by now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm going to have to fire one of you |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It has to be you Vance. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They were killing the dogs, and they were killing the cats |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now, nobody cares |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Covfefe |
