| 00:00 - 00:03 | Stacy, the store is failing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your "agenda" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Has ripped apart the team |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They were number one in sales with a loyal, happy crew. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Now destroyed like your reputation |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Call Caleb he'll work. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He never says no |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Stacy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He unavailable. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's already at 48 hours OT |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You're fucked this time. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you can't work Saturday leave now.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCK THIS FUCKEN STORE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IM BLEEDING STAFF WORSE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAN MY HUSBANDS FAKE GASH |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now I can't get Evan on a conflict |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | of interest like I planned |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Another Cis-White male winning! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I offered Saturday nights like it’s a reward. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Evan even laughed in my face. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Then J-Rod quit with zero notice. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He filled the wine pallets solo every week. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Now I have no one to do them. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The new guy doesn’t even know what Riesling is. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | J-Rod's Gone! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THE STORE IS FUCKED! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Even Doomergirl quit—and I liked her! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | She was my diversity poster child. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Lesbian, neurotic, box-ticker supreme. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But even she couldn't stick around. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My “diversity agenda” is failing |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the rest are straight white guys I want gone |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm forced to beg like a dog |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Sales have tanked, my VOC score is trashed |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Every customer brings up Joe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | "Joe was so cool" etc |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can’t escape Joe’s legacy! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Steve too, every fucking day - where's steve? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Rumor is...more are quitting |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't understand why, I'm the best |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I can’t fill rosters, morale’s gone. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok luv, she might rope soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | FUCK THIS STORE |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The unthinkable might be the final solution to all this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hire Jeets |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I know.....trust me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The smell would be intolerable |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but it would tick a box |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | customers won't like it though |
