| 00:00 - 00:03 | We knew it was going to be hot |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We didnt expect this wind and humidity |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The humidity came from the south |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it was a perfect mix of unfortune |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There is no way Draftcheat could know it was coming this fast |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Oh, theres no way he could know? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Of course of course, its random |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Thats the assumption |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We checked Roths article too |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He said it was hot, not humid |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I pay 80 dollars a month... clear the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I PAY 80 A MONTH |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | TO USE DRAFTCHEATS CORE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT SHOULD KNOW HUMIDITY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THAT SHOULD KNOW WIND |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THAT SHOULD KNOW EVERYTHING |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | JEFFREY MOTHER FUCKING SPRINGS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IN THE HEAT and HUMIDITY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AGAINST the Phillies and their Homeruns |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He wanted us to stack the Yankees sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THE YANKEES, A flyball pitcher in the heat!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The Yankees were in Coors sir |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You idiot, Coors is the same as Sacremento |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | READ AN ARTICLE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 9 cores on the website |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and you choose Draftcheat |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and his shitty pitchers in the heat for big bats core |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Might as well have used Faliks if we're hoping and praying |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ITS FUCKING HELL IN SACREMENTO, Ryan Gusto wasnt awful enough?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Satan himself vacations there |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I dont pay 80 a month to have to think, I expect to win, I dont WANT EXCUSES |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What about the other 2 linueps? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Surely we didnt go all in on Springs on this slate |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Tell me something of promise to feel good |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Something to be happy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WE USED ALL 3 LINEUPS ON Draftcheats CORE?! WHAT THE FUCK |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No Schlong, No Platoon T, No Banana Man, No Boynton, not even a sabersim |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 300 dollars on 1 core |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND WE CANT EVEN FUCKING MIN CASH |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | BECAUSE OF JEFFREY FUCKING SPRINGS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok dear, he has crowns available |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We analyze and adjust now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Perhaps, subscribe to The Bat & turn notifications on for Roth |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Pull out all the stops |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We may have to try Fanduel or Yahoo |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Never again follow that mans core and his make a wish pitchers for the sake of Rising for Judge |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | First it was everyday Elly, then always Ohtani |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We try again, Always Tomorrow |
