| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have completed the research |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The airport is south of Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All major airlines fly from here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It provides easy access |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to all major European cities |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is excellent news |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Perfect for our European tour |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, about that... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's UEFA |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | UEFA will not let us compete in European competition |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have breached their multi club ownership rules |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Parish, Blitzer and Textor |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you this had to be dealt with before March 1st! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You know what UEFA are like! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh, but we won't qualify you said |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Just in case, I said |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But, oh no, you knew better of course |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We've never won anything, you said! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why would we start now, you said! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, only an idiot would predict we would win the cup |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We are one of the biggest clubs in the world! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, with all due respect I don't think... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't interrupt me, Parish! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What was I thinking when I put you in charge? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am so sick of seeing you and your stupid hair |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Always there, trying to look like you know what you're doing |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "I'm a successful businessman" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "I drive a yellow Ferrari" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I suppose you asked that grinning fool Bright for advice |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He might be the dumbest person I have ever met |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Second only to this collection of imbeciles standing before me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What is it? Incompetence? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Too much effort for you? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's all I ever wanted - Europa League |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But of course not |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And what is your final solution to this? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Sell the team to Woody fucking Johnson! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What made you think that was a good idea? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Have you seen the state of the Jets? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll cut off my remaining nut if we avoid relegation! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we still have the Charity Shield to look forward to |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose we can take it to CAS |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Such a waste of time |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Rules are rules |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They will agree with UEFA |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And all it will do is add even more to Bozza's coffers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | with all the replies to that damn thread. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell me about the new stand |
