Hitler reacts to the UEFA decision

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Hitler reacts to the UEFA decision regarding Crystal Palace's participation in the Europa League.

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00:00 - 00:03We have completed the research
00:04 - 00:05The airport is south of Berlin
00:05 - 00:07All major airlines fly from here
00:08 - 00:12It provides easy access
00:12 - 00:15to all major European cities
00:17 - 00:19This is excellent news
00:19 - 00:21Perfect for our European tour
00:24 - 00:26Sir, about that...
00:27 - 00:28It's UEFA
00:31 - 00:33UEFA will not let us compete in European competition
00:34 - 00:36We have breached their multi club ownership rules
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except Parish, Blitzer and Textor
01:13 - 01:15Are you fucking kidding me?
01:15 - 01:17I told you this had to be dealt with before March 1st!
01:18 - 01:23You know what UEFA are like!
01:25 - 01:28Oh, but we won't qualify you said
01:29 - 01:31Just in case, I said
01:31 - 01:34But, oh no, you knew better of course
01:34 - 01:37We've never won anything, you said!
01:37 - 01:40Why would we start now, you said!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, only an idiot would predict we would win the cup
01:42 - 01:46We are one of the biggest clubs in the world!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, with all due respect I don't think...
01:48 - 01:52Don't interrupt me, Parish!
01:53 - 01:54What was I thinking when I put you in charge?
01:56 - 01:57I am so sick of seeing you and your stupid hair
01:57 - 02:00Always there, trying to look like you know what you're doing
02:00 - 02:03"I'm a successful businessman"
02:04 - 02:08"I drive a yellow Ferrari"
02:08 - 02:13I suppose you asked that grinning fool Bright for advice
02:14 - 02:16He might be the dumbest person I have ever met
02:17 - 02:21Second only to this collection of imbeciles standing before me
02:27 - 02:29What is it? Incompetence?
02:30 - 02:34Too much effort for you?
02:34 - 02:36It's all I ever wanted - Europa League
02:41 - 02:42But of course not
02:43 - 02:47And what is your final solution to this?
02:48 - 02:53Sell the team to Woody fucking Johnson!
02:54 - 02:56What made you think that was a good idea?
02:56 - 02:59Have you seen the state of the Jets?
03:00 - 03:02I'll cut off my remaining nut if we avoid relegation!
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, we still have the Charity Shield to look forward to
03:14 - 03:16I suppose we can take it to CAS
03:19 - 03:23Such a waste of time
03:25 - 03:26Rules are rules
03:31 - 03:33They will agree with UEFA
03:40 - 03:46And all it will do is add even more to Bozza's coffers
03:46 - 03:49with all the replies to that damn thread.
03:53 - 03:56Tell me about the new stand