| 00:00 - 00:05 | so everyone's been like, "Hey hurry up! Let's get this merge going!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "c'mon, c'mon! Let's go." |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Until now, we've just only heard rumors, nothing official |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | that PA will join the MSIGA Q1/Q2 of 2025 |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And everyone assumes that PokerStars will be the first mover |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | They do |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | They do! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Everyone assumes that Pokerstars will be first to merge pools |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | They do! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They have no idea the absolute clusterfuck this is about to turn into |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They all think you just flip a switch or something |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | but then again, WSOP merged day one |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP, WSOP FIGURED IT OUT |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | BUT NOT POKERSTARS |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | BUT NOT POKERSTARS |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | They Do |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They all asumed Stars would merge first |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and that WSOP's dumbass wouldn't merge for a year |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | but WSOP was ready to go, scheduling all of the mystery bounties that everyone hates |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | MYSTERY BOUNTIES |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | All day everyday---mystery bounties with tiny bounties |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But also MGM was on top of it |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | First to announce, first to merge |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | with their clunky ass software |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | pretending like they're working on these "new" bugs |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | They have the worst software |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Somehow worse than WSOP |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | But hell, they're winning by default at this point |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | They are. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | They are winning |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | by a country mile |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | OH I FORGOT |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | WSOP PA PLAYERS REALIZED THAT THEY STILL AREN'T GETTING RAKEBACK |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | WHILE THE THREE OTHER STATES ARE STILL GETTING UP TO 30% IN THE SAME POOL. WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Did you email them? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah they said they're just following the state guidelines |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Yeah the guidelines that THEY submitted |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Let me ask their discord rep-oh wait |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Oh my god, this has been such a clusterfuck. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Did you think it'd be this bad? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No not at all. And we're not even done yet. Pokerstars announced |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | that they're restarting the NJ MI servers today and ppl were eagerly anticipating it |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | like it's for the merge or something |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | just for it to be more throwables |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | that they're just getting more throwables! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Nah, nah I'm kidding I'm kidding. It was nothing. Still not merged and not communicating |
