| 00:00 - 00:03 | M'Lord, your jokes about RJ should be |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | focussed on the lack |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of accommodation |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We need to find a joke |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | about the Double Stacks |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They can stay in the |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the piss stinking Portaloos outside Churchills |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gaz... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Shippers... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shippers already made that joke |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everyone thought it was orginal |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who laughed at that, can leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ive spent the past 3 months |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | nuturing the humour levels |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | of this woke shit det |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to be beaten by the seamen stained |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | gamer who doesnt come out their room |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and to not be supported by the team |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but to be turned against is a betrayal! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Gaz, dont take it so personally |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up you blimbling prick |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Gaz, everyone is threaders, they just want to vent too |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then take it out on Assurance |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | they spend more time at the pool |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | than supporting and doing their job |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If i see one more person boast |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | about their tan as I am working |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | trying to keep each other smiling |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Im going to set their rooms on fire with them in it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I will personally assure that the fire alarms |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | have been deactivated and the doors to auto lock |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | fuck im out of breath |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I havnt been this breathless |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | since Jenny started firing memes back |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I spent weeks trying |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to make her smile at least |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | not even a smirk, and she is |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | doing this on purpose |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | as she knows its killing me inside |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Shes even turned Chris against me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Media Man, youll get your car back soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is bullshit, I am the funny one |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | as you can clearly see from my catalogue |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | on the WhatsApp group |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Shippers aint funny... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Im the big boy here, the type of person |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | who wouldnt set up a whole video |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | as a last ditched attempt |
