| 00:00 - 00:03 | For the next two weeks the 74 diverts Gt Ecc and Swillbrook Bridge |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This is the route for Gt Ecc and Swillbrook to Preston & Fleetwood |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Drivers have maps and pace notes of the route |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There may be some delays as they go around |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Drivers inform us there are also roadworks on the diversion route causing delays |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are there any drivers who do not know the route? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Any problems so far? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They err... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Some drivers nearly made it to the M6 motorway |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Some have been running all over the place |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You can leave now leave now if you haven't gone the wrong way... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Just follow the fucking route,is it so difficult |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You've got maps, Pace notes, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Other drivers to speak to |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | we know there are roadworks |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I know half the fucking roads are dug up |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Threre are holes all over the fucking place |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | JN Civil have declared a fucking war on us |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | its all the traffic lights on the route aswell |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The Luftwaffe didnt make that many fucking holes when we bombed London |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Is really confusing to us |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Confusing, we serve the Fylde villlages |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | to Fleetwood and Preston |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When did you last see a bus stop on the fucking M55 motorway |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And why the fuck would you Listen to Steve Sagill |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We've had to set up a road block up to stop you getting onto the M6 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If you get on the M60 you'll be lost forever |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or you'll be sending us post cards from the Lake District |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Keeping going until you run out of fucking fuel |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just follow the fucking plan, that's all i ask |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And what the fuck is happening with the shuttle? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Poulton Elk, Bull Car park, do we need a map for them too? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Can't you tell a van from a car? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just follow the time table |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 27 phone calls made to Tracy on Monday, just about the fucking shuttle! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | OOh, what do i take, where do i go? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Where are the keys, where is the car? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | is the Hyundai the red one? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | is it the Volkswagen or the ford |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, I took the wrong one too... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The fucking roadworks at McDonalds are getting 10 calls a day |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We know its heavy traffic, just do what you can |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it is what it is... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Carry on regardless |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You're all doing so well, we've had some great feedback from our passangers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Nice and polite, very helpful |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're all one team, TeamArchway |
