| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've had some issues along the way |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 15 minutes out of perth |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It broke down at a servo in mundaring |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | before coming to a stop in Coolgardie |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We feel the ignition module has failed on the side of the road |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It cant of broken down |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I built that engine myself |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The XA |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The XA has had to be put on a tow truck |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They found traces of Twisties in the oil |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone didn't clean, assemble or paint the engine, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I DEMAND THE REAL REASON NOW! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IM WOULDNT LEAVE A FUCKING TWISTY IN THE SUMP |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE CAR DROVE FINE FOR 1500KS WHILST UNLICENSED |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IT FAILED A PIT INSPECTION YOU SAY |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | BUT DID YOU REMEMBER |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IM THE ENGINEER AND I SAY WHAT GOES |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU TELL ME SOME LIE ABOUT WHY IT STOPPED |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHEN I KNOW V8 ENGINES NEVER BREAK DOWN |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but you installed the wrong distributor |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THERES ONLY ONE TYPE IT COULD BE YOU IDIOT, ITS A V8! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | i saw you hit it in the block with a hammer |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I WAS BUILDING ENGINES BEFORE YOU COULD BREATH |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NOW I HAVE HITCH HIKE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 700KMS TREK WITH PRAJEET |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IN A TRUCK THAT SMELLS LIKE FEET AND ARSE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | LISTENING TO HIS DING DING MUSIC GARBAGE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BRETT DOESNT BEG OR SUFFER IN LIFE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | NOW ALL THE WOMEN IN KAL WILL THINK OF ME LESS OF A MAN |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THE XA SCREAMS THE SIZE OF MY BALLS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | HOW AM I MEAN TO GET A SKIMPY TO LIKE ME WITHOUT AN XA |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | that car is my masterpeice |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | how am I mean to get to Tasmania, the XA is my strength |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | it gives me great power |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | i mean fuck sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | NOW I NEED TO SKULL DRAG THE CUNT BACK TO PERTH WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | FIND ME AN OIL PUMP AND GET IT ON FEDEX NOW |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | OR IL HAVE 40 FOOT CONTAINERS HERE SO FAST |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | PEDAL CARS WILL ERUPT FROM YOUR ASSHOLES |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's lying, he has no money left |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I had already booked the Spirit of Tasmania |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Governor knew I was coming |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the parade |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | a personalised cake |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | a hot air baloon in the shape of my face |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | a marching band with Brett Floats |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | now not even a diet coke... |
